McDonalds About To Start Serving Breakfast Alllllllllllllll Day.

They already sell addictive fat greasy food that shortens lives immensely, and then they do something like this, and totally redeem themselves! Seriously this could be one of the greatest ideas in the history of mankind. Can’t think of much that would top this. The wheel, the remote control for a TV, and the morning after pill. Only things greater than an all day breakfast at McDonalds. Can you imagine getting trashed one night and going to McDonalds at midnight and they’re still serving mcgriddles with hash browns? And then you wake up with a hangover at 2 in the afternoon that could take down Andre the Giant and you can go back to McDonalds…and get the exact same thing. I’m gettin all hot and bothered just thinking about it.

– Silky Mitts

@FGsilkymitts

original Link: CNBC

Idiot At Carnival Spends $2600 At Basket Toss Trying To Win Stuffed Dolls. Doesn’t Win Once, Sues Carnival.

Holy shit bro, you’re really trying to raise the bar on stupidity uh? This guy from New Hampshire said all he wanted to do was win stuffed dolls for his kids. I would say that’s perfectly fine if maybe the total amount you spend was $100. But it wasn’t. It was actually over 2 grand. You could have put that money towards your kids college education, or their first car, or better yet, gone to toys r us and buy about 500 stuffed dolls. Basically if you did anything else with that money it would have been better. Even if you spent it on drugs you would have gotten a buzz out of it. Instead all you got was a severely lighter wallet, disrespect and embarrassment from the kids you were trying to impress in the first place, and a wife who is probably getting banged by the carnies while they take your money.

And this guy has the fuckin balls to sue the carnival. Bro, you lost. Don’t you think you’ve been embarrassed enough already? Just take the defeat with your tail between your legs and go home. It’s like this guy thinks he’s the first person to figure out carnivals are scams. Buddy, they’re carnies. Their job is to lie to your stupid face so you give them your hard earned money. You probably didn’t wake up that morning thinking you would lose $2600, your kids respect and your wife, but shit happens. Deal with it.

– Silky Mitts

@FGsilkymitts

Original Link: NH Union Leader

p.s. I know these games aren’t meant to be won. I know that. But give me $2600 to play that stupid game and I will walk out with at least a couple spongebob and spiderman dolls. Easily.

Possible Save Of The Year By Drew MacIntyre Was So Incredible It Makes My Dick Hurt

Absolutely beautiful. At first it looked like a routine save but seeing it from the above cam…wow. Yeah you could make the argument that his waffle should have been in the correct positioning in the first place, but it wasn’t. So fuck you. Some men like to do the same boring routines, some men like to add a little flash to their lives. MacIntyre’s one of those flashy guys. haters gonna hate.

– Silky Mitts

@FGsilkymitts

Flow God of the Week: Ryan Jones

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Left Wing for the Edmonton Oilers. Jesus Christ, Jones. Save some flow for the rest of us will you? Unreal.

– Silky Mitts

Mother Of The Year Candidate Convinces Her Own Son He Has Cancer When He Doesn’t.

Now I’m no parent but I’m going to go out on a limb and say that one of the things you don’t want to do is tell your kid he’s dying from cancer when he totally doesn’t have cancer. I don’t want to step on toes I have no business stepping on but if I had to guess I would say lying to your kid telling him he has cancer is probably something you don’t want to do. Maybe even like top 3 or 4 things a parent shouldn’t do.

The town even rallied together and raised $3,500 for the poor kid and this woman kept her mouth shut the whole time. Disgusting. Karma is not going to be kind to her. I can’t say I’m 100% sure that this woman is going to get cancer herself but I can say that I’m 500% sure this woman is going to get cancer . She’s not going to tell her son he has cancer when he doesn’t and then dust her hands off at the end of the day and say oh well, I lied. Silly me! Guess I’ll go to therapy for while. No…you’re going to get cancer. Ass cancer. And for people who think I’m guessing this, it ain’t no guess, it’s what it’s gonna be.

– Silky Mitts

@FGsilkymitts

Original Link: NY Post

Emma Watson On Stripper Pole GIF Will Make Your Life Suck A Little Less.

I probably would murder the 7 closest people to me to trade lives with that pole for .5 seconds. Wait, on second thought, I definitely would.

Auburn University Training Dogs To Detect Bombs From Several Football Fields Away Cause Dogs Are Awesome.

God damnit dogs are so awesome. If you’re away from them for 2 seconds they miss you like you’ve been gone for 10 years. They’ll do anything as long as it makes us happy. If you ask them to protect an entire country they’ll do it with ease, no questions asked. They’ll find a terrorist in a room of a million people, take them down, save the world, and then ask to play fetch with you. And they do it all for your love and a belly rub. Truly inspiring. Only problem with what Auburn U is doing is that they’re training the dogs to follow the bombers and then sit by them to inform the humans who the bomber is. What they should be training them to do is find the bomber and then have the dog bite them right in the dick. You wanna fuck with America and the great people here you better be ready to sacrifice your only source of manhood, you fucking pussy. Dogs FTW! Freedom FTW! America FTW!!!

– Silky Mitts

@FGsilkymitts

p.s. While dogs are being trained to sniff out bombs from terrorists to protect America and freedom I can guarantee you that cats are training terrorists as we speak. Fucking cats.

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