Man Tries To Take Photo Of Beaver Munching On Wood, Promptly Gets Bit By Beaver And Dies.

Natural selection at its finest. Can I ask you something? What kind of moron tries to get so close to an animal that literally spends all day and night sharpening it’s teeth by chewing tree trunks? Not like, twigs and branches. I’m talking full sized logs and shit. I know they’re small but those mother fuckers have teeth like Nosferatu. Would you try to get up close in Nosferatu’s grill to take a picture? No, you wouldn’t. Not surprised at all this bro got eliminated from society. Not surprised in the slightest. That’s like if I draped myself in raw meat and walked into a lion’s den and people were shocked when it mauled my face off. I understand that comparison might be a little drastic but you get the point. Beaver doesn’t care who you are or what you want. If you get in its personal space, it’s going to take out one of your major arteries. Day one stuff, really.

– Silky Mitts

@FGsilkymitts

Original Link: USA Today

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