Dude Buys Burger In 1999 And Holds On To It For 14 Years…Still Looks The Exact Same.

So this story is circulating the internet right now. People shocked that a shitty burger looks the exact same after 14 years. My question to concerned people…who gives a shit? Are people really shocked about this story? Like wait, the 89 cent piece of processed beef I paid for that was ready in 2 seconds isn’t fresh? No way!

I mean, if you’re making the conscious decision to eat fast food you obviously don’t care about your well being. And if you don’t eat fast food cause you’re a pussy vegan or whatever than this story doesn’t concern you anyway. I’m not casting judgement either, I love fast food. Eat it all the time. So fake it tastes delicious. But the fact that this burger doesn’t look any different than it did when it was made doesn’t concern me. Doesn’t concern me in the slightest. If I ordered a salad and kept it for 14 years and it looked the same you bet your ass I would be extremely concerned. Because salad is supposed to be fresh. But this is fast food we’re talking about here. Diarrhea of the gods.

If anything I’m pretty sure this is a huge stepping stone in curing world hunger right? Could you imagine if every mcdonalds in the world saved one burger each day and after 14 years just dispersed all of them out to people in need? Christ almighty with an idea like that I deserve a nobel prize. At the very least a bid for presidency. Silky Mitts 4 President!

– Silky Mitts


Original Link: MSN

2 Responses to Dude Buys Burger In 1999 And Holds On To It For 14 Years…Still Looks The Exact Same.

  1. roberta4949 says:

    did he freeze it then? my question is why he held on to it that long or is he just lying to get attention or prove some point? personally I like a good hamburger and I don’t like mcdonalds food, burger king is good and so is wendy’s, you pay a little more but it is worth it. if you freeze anything it will maintain it’s integrity (except it will be stale or freezer burned and nasty to taste) even lettuce looks good frozen until you thaw it out and it looks like crap.lol I eat subway too, I suppose their meat is fake too? anyway sometimes we have to take with a grain of salt when people try to exaggerate something for the sake of shock value, that is what this is, do you suppose it is a competitor to mcd that is doing this kind of mcd bashing? I think most people know that some fast food is really bad for you. they don’t need to be nagged or preached to about it, by pictures of hamburgers supposedly 14 years old, lol. like the hamburger to the poor idea. lol

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