Baby Sea Lion Cuddles Sailor Bro Who Let Him Chill On His Boat.

Question. How the hell have I gone this whole time without a pet baby sea lion? I feel legitimately foolish not having one. I’ve never needed anything more in my entire life than this cuddling baby sea lion.  The adventures we would go on would be ridiculous. Tag team of the century. Imagine all the pussy that dog owners get when they bring their puppy to the dog park. Now imagine bringing a sea lion and multiply that number by 5 billion. Fish in a barrel.

– Silky Mitts

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