Flow God of the Week (Mustache Edition): Keith Yandle

Yandle Stache Gif


It’s glorious! This Flow God of the Week is brought to you by Keith Yandle with a handle bar mustache so dirty disgusting and raunchy┬áit would make Jenna Jameson throw up. Seriously this lip sweater looks like something not even Clint Eastwood could handle.

Yandle with the handle. Handle Yandle. Bob Loblaw.

– Silky Mitts

Flow God of the week…playoff edition: Mats Zuccarello a.k.a the hobbit

Left winger for the New York Rangers. Flow as batshit insane as Zucci himself. Better get a complimentary plate of bread sticks with all that lettuce. This dude probably weighs 160 with 155 being straight from the top of his dome piece. Hobbit flow stealing the show.

– Silky Mitts

Flow God of the Week…Playoff Edition: Tyler Bozak

Tyler Bozak

Center for the Toronto Maple Leafs. Don’t know if you’ve been watching the leafs/bruins series, but Bozak’s flow is stealing the god damn show. Leafs may be down 1-3 in the series but with flow as relentless as Bozak’s I just can’t see an early exit. Physically impossible for the Leafs to lose next game. Unless he gets a hair cut. In which case 4-1 Bruins.

– Silky Mitts

Flow God of the Week…Playoff Edition: Daniel Alfredsson

Alffy Flow

Right wing and long time captain of the Ottawa Senators. Flow so crunchy and perfect he makes young Patrick Swayze look like a cancer patient. Alfy just setting the bar for dominant playoff flow. Doesn’t matter how the sens finish, that’s lettuce for days…

– Silky Mitts

Flow God of the Week: Ryan Jones


Left Wing for the Edmonton Oilers. Jesus Christ, Jones. Save some flow for the rest of us will you? Unreal.

– Silky Mitts

Flow God of the Week: Ben Hanowski

Right Wing for the Calgary Flames. Came over in the Iginla deal from Pitt. Flow so earth shattering it would break the Richter Scale. As the great John Buccigross said, “lotta flow, lotta lettuce.”

– Silky Mitts


Flow God of the Week: Tyler Ennis

Flow God of the Week: Tyler Ennis

Left Wing for the Buffalo Sabres. Sabres might not be doin so well but that flow certainly is. Flow on a hundred million.

Flow God of the Week: Erik Karlsson

Flow God of the Week: Erik Karlsson

Defenseman for the Ottawa Senators. Some of the crunchiest flows these eyes have ever seen. Not too sure about that dirt under his nose but there’s no denying that beautiful lion’s mane.

– Silky Mitts

Flow God of the Week: Peter Mueller

Flow God of the Week: Peter Mueller

Center for the Florida Panthers. Not enough dressing in the world to cover all that lettuce. Gorgeous.

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