NHL Ref Tim Peel Calls Out Diving Fanatic James Neal on Embellishment

This was so awesome to see. Everyone knows that hockey refs are better than refs in any other sport because of the player-ref relationship. In football the refs throw a flag if you fart to close to the QB. In the NBA you get T’d up if you stand too close to the refs. In soccer? Well in soccer refs get fucking beheaded if they make a bad call. Safe to say that relationship is a bit rocky. In hockey though, the ref will tell you to fuck yourself and get in the fucking box. You can yell back at him and he’ll just tell you to shut the fuck up, it’s great.

Now, James Neal is a fuck stain. Has been diving since before I was sucking on your mothers teet. He was a rat on the Penguins and it seems as if Crosby taught him the ropes of diving, crying and receiving anal. So good on Tim Peel to not let some divers dictate the game. Anytime anyone gets hit in the chest they throw their heads back in the air like they just got a bullet in the head, JFK style.

The Bruins scored about 8 seconds into the power play by the way. (But still lost the game. win-win-win)

– Silky Mitts

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Gregory Campbell Breaks Leg Blocking Shot…Continues To Finish His Shift.

Un. Real.  Gregory Campbell putting every athlete out there on notice right now. This right here is exactly why you cannot compare hockey players to any other sport on the face of the earth*. The man LITERALLY broke his leg. The bone snapped. Not only did he get back up on his two feet, but he continued his effort to get the puck out of the zone. I’ve never seen anything like it. When basketball players think they might have felt a breeze they immediately go straight down to the ground as if they got shot. If baseball players tummy’s hurt they sit out 3-4 weeks. And don’t get me started on soccer players. Epitome of pussy athletes. I know it. You know it. Their own parents know it.  The NHL postseason is different than any other postseason and Campbell demonstrates why.

– Silky Mitts

 

*Maybe extreme ironing. Shit gets real.

Ice in the veins.

Watch Out Boston, Cause We Ain’t Stoppin.

Hen-rik! Shutout in game 6 and shutout in game 7. The man is out of his god damn mind. Never have I felt that comfortable during any Rangers playoff game. Ever. Before the game started my heart beat was so fast it made a humming bird’s pulse look flat lined. NYR really stepped their game up. Great shifts from every line. So now it’s on to the Bruins. They’re a great team and the ending to their game 7 was absolutely unreal. Gonna be a great series. Boston, you were America’s team for a little while, and no non-Boston fan rooted harder for you than I did a couple weeks ago. But NHL playoffs are NHL playoffs. All bets are off. Let the games begin. LGR.

– Silky Mitts

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