STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS BULLDOG PUPPY KISS THIS BABY!!

Call me what you want but this video had me laughing to myself. My heart legitimately hurt because of the fucking cuteness oozing out of my computer screen. Bulldog puppies are so underrated it makes me angry. Dogs and people have such an unbelievable bond it’s incredible. If I ever in my life, EVER, get remotely angry or sad about anything at all I’m going directly back to this video and I suggest you do too. Girlfriend break up with you? Go right to the video. Total your car, lose your house and get fired from your job? Look no further fella, this video is here waiting for you. Dogs, man.

– Silky Mitts

p.s. find me one video anywhere on the inter webs of a cat giving a newborn kisses and cuddling all over the place. you can’t. If a cat was in this video instead he would probably spend 10 years getting the kid to trust it and then on his 10th birthday the kid just passes out and dies. why? cause in the video the cat slipped a pill in the kids mouth that takes 10 years to kill. Fucking cats.

Original Link: Barstool Sports

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Auburn University Training Dogs To Detect Bombs From Several Football Fields Away Cause Dogs Are Awesome.

God damnit dogs are so awesome. If you’re away from them for 2 seconds they miss you like you’ve been gone for 10 years. They’ll do anything as long as it makes us happy. If you ask them to protect an entire country they’ll do it with ease, no questions asked. They’ll find a terrorist in a room of a million people, take them down, save the world, and then ask to play fetch with you. And they do it all for your love and a belly rub. Truly inspiring. Only problem with what Auburn U is doing is that they’re training the dogs to follow the bombers and then sit by them to inform the humans who the bomber is. What they should be training them to do is find the bomber and then have the dog bite them right in the dick. You wanna fuck with America and the great people here you better be ready to sacrifice your only source of manhood, you fucking pussy. Dogs FTW! Freedom FTW! America FTW!!!

– Silky Mitts

@FGsilkymitts

p.s. While dogs are being trained to sniff out bombs from terrorists to protect America and freedom I can guarantee you that cats are training terrorists as we speak. Fucking cats.

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