Another Day, Another Fast Food Incident Involving Glass In the Sandwich.

Not a week goes by that a story surfaces in the news about something wrong with fast food burgers. Not one week. People constantly complaining about their microwaved piece of processed meat that isn’t up to their standards. This time some gospel singer from Brooklyn was eating a chicken sandwich at McDonalds and bit into a shard of glass the size of a penny. Is this supposed to shock me? You ordered the chicken sandwich at a McD in Brooklyn. This ain’t a 5 star restaurant sweetie, it’s a shitty fast food joint that serves shitty food. People are always complaining about their fast food meat. Wah there’s glass in the sandwich, wahh there’s a mouse head in my drink, wahhhh there’s a beating heart on my burger. Grow up. Stop being so naive and start living in the real world. If a tiny piece of glass finds itself in your sandwich just pick it out, finish your meal, and count your blessings it wasn’t a human finger or something.

– Silky Mitts

Original Link: NY Post

p.s. The chicken sandwich? Really? People actually order the chicken from fast food places? Call me crazy but you couldn’t pay me enough to even touch a chicken burger, let alone eat it.

p.p.s. As nasty as fast food is, the Big Mac is the king of burgers. You could argue with me that there are better burgers but you’d be a liar. And I don’t argue with liars.

Woman Admits To Getting Wet Thinking About Popeye’s Fried Chicken.

This is my kind of chick! Fried chicken is so perfect and awesome I can’t blame her for getting off to it. Can’t blame her one bit. KFC, Popeye’s, Boston Market, they’re all the same shit, and one thing they have in common is that they have bangin’ fried chicken. All crispy, warm, delicious. I’m getting all hot and bothered just thinking about it. Best part about this clip is that you can tell this woman 100% was having an orgasm on TV while explaining how she gets orgasms thinking about popeye’s chicken. Just gettin her nut on the set of the Steve Harvey Show on TV right in everyone’s grill piece.

This woman should be a spokesman for Popeye’s. Well, maybe a writer for Popeye’s and have like, Kate Beckinsale be the spokesman. Yeah, Kate Beckinsale.

– Silky Mitts

@FGsilkymitts

p.s. This screen shot describes the whole video perfectly. White stiff on the left who is extremely turned on by this fried chicken loving woman, the hot blonde in the middle who is laughing because she’s hot and doesn’t need a weird fetish to get off, and Steve Harvey with the black power fist. So proud that the woman’s fetish is fried chicken. So perfect.

Harvey

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