NHL Ref Tim Peel Calls Out Diving Fanatic James Neal on Embellishment

This was so awesome to see. Everyone knows that hockey refs are better than refs in any other sport because of the player-ref relationship. In football the refs throw a flag if you fart to close to the QB. In the NBA you get T’d up if you stand too close to the refs. In soccer? Well in soccer refs get fucking beheaded if they make a bad call. Safe to say that relationship is a bit rocky. In hockey though, the ref will tell you to fuck yourself and get in the fucking box. You can yell back at him and he’ll just tell you to shut the fuck up, it’s great.

Now, James Neal is a fuck stain. Has been diving since before I was sucking on your mothers teet. He was a rat on the Penguins and it seems as if Crosby taught him the ropes of diving, crying and receiving anal. So good on Tim Peel to not let some divers dictate the game. Anytime anyone gets hit in the chest they throw their heads back in the air like they just got a bullet in the head, JFK style.

The Bruins scored about 8 seconds into the power play by the way. (But still lost the game. win-win-win)

– Silky Mitts

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