Near Extinct Baby Camel Born and is Cute as Shit

Rare Baby Camel Born in Budapest Zoo

(WebProNews): Critically endangered – possibly even extinct in the wild – the Bactrian camel is a rare species with two humps on its back and has served as a domestic pack animal since before 2500 BCE. But last Wednesday in the Budapest Zoo and Botanic Garden, a rare event occurred. A baby Bactrian camel was born. Baby Ilias was born to his 8-year old mother, Iris, whose maternal line has lived in the zoo for many generations. His father came from a zoo in Miskolc in north-eastern Hungary. Today, Ilias was presented to the media and given time to bond with his mother

I have two dogs, and they’re the best thing in my life. But if I can be honest the fact that I don’t have this Bactrian camel is KILLING me inside. This thing looks cuddly as fuck. I need this thing walking around my house. Seriously how have I gone this long without having this prehistoric camel taking shits in my backyard? I feel like a fucking idiot not having this late neolithic creature prantzing around. I could ride it to work sitting in between it’s two humps. Imagine the swarm of chicks someone would endure if caught riding a Bactrian camel. Take Gosling’s number and double it. Yeah, that many.

– Silky Mitts

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STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS BULLDOG PUPPY KISS THIS BABY!!

Call me what you want but this video had me laughing to myself. My heart legitimately hurt because of the fucking cuteness oozing out of my computer screen. Bulldog puppies are so underrated it makes me angry. Dogs and people have such an unbelievable bond it’s incredible. If I ever in my life, EVER, get remotely angry or sad about anything at all I’m going directly back to this video and I suggest you do too. Girlfriend break up with you? Go right to the video. Total your car, lose your house and get fired from your job? Look no further fella, this video is here waiting for you. Dogs, man.

– Silky Mitts

p.s. find me one video anywhere on the inter webs of a cat giving a newborn kisses and cuddling all over the place. you can’t. If a cat was in this video instead he would probably spend 10 years getting the kid to trust it and then on his 10th birthday the kid just passes out and dies. why? cause in the video the cat slipped a pill in the kids mouth that takes 10 years to kill. Fucking cats.

Original Link: Barstool Sports

Today In “News That’s Awesome”, Shrek the Abandon Dog Gets Rescued and Saved.

So this little guy was abandon by a pond by spawn of satans and thankfully he was rescued by angels. I want to go on record saying anyone who mistreats dogs are scum of the earth. They’re as bad as murdering psychopaths, child abusers, or anyone from Philly. Thank God someone found Shrek before it was too late. I can barely even realize that that’s a dog, it’s insane. Looks like a rug. The after pictures of Shrek blew my mind. After 3 and a half hours of shaving his dreads off, here is what Shrek looks like now.

He’s slowly getting more comfortable with other dogs and people, which is incredible to hear. Give him one more week and he’ll be back sniffing other dogs assholes, licking his balls and then licking his owners face. Viva la dogs!

– Silky Mitts

Original Link: Huffington Post

This Dog Dancing To Eminem Is The Greatest Youtube Video Of All Time. Period.

I’ve watched this video somewhere around 500 times and I keep coming back for more. This dog is having the absolute time of it’s life. Only thing that could have made this video any better is if it were 10 hours longer. I’m trying to think of a better video in general and I just can’t do it. Dogs FTW

– Silky Mitts

Auburn University Training Dogs To Detect Bombs From Several Football Fields Away Cause Dogs Are Awesome.

God damnit dogs are so awesome. If you’re away from them for 2 seconds they miss you like you’ve been gone for 10 years. They’ll do anything as long as it makes us happy. If you ask them to protect an entire country they’ll do it with ease, no questions asked. They’ll find a terrorist in a room of a million people, take them down, save the world, and then ask to play fetch with you. And they do it all for your love and a belly rub. Truly inspiring. Only problem with what Auburn U is doing is that they’re training the dogs to follow the bombers and then sit by them to inform the humans who the bomber is. What they should be training them to do is find the bomber and then have the dog bite them right in the dick. You wanna fuck with America and the great people here you better be ready to sacrifice your only source of manhood, you fucking pussy. Dogs FTW! Freedom FTW! America FTW!!!

– Silky Mitts

@FGsilkymitts

p.s. While dogs are being trained to sniff out bombs from terrorists to protect America and freedom I can guarantee you that cats are training terrorists as we speak. Fucking cats.

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