Behind The Scenes(ish) of Paulina Gretzky’s Golf Digest Photo Shoot.

Now I’ll be the first to admit this isn’t the most riskay thing I’ve seen from Paulina, but you better believe any time her or her father are in the news they’ll be blogged about on Flow Gods. Whenever she comes on my screen an unhealthy amount of blood rushes to my pants and my knee jerk reaction is to rub one out blog about her for you people. She honestly crosses off everything on my check list. Leaks sex from every pore on her body. Daughter of (1 of) of the greatest hockey players of all time. Is a whore. The perfect woman.

– Silky Mitts

Original Link: Huff Po

P.s. Since I was staring at all these pictures for the past hour I figured you should too…

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Shakira’s Ass Is Literally So Powerful That Colombia Wants To Ban Her New Video, Which By The Way Just Made Me Rip A Hole Through My Pants

Dear Mother of God! Stop the fight! Shakira’s ass just putting a god damn beat down on dicks from sea to shining sea! Did you see the way she was grinding up on the wall? I would murder the 10 closest people in my life if it meant I got to lick the wall a year after this video. That ass as some unreal hypnotic powers and I love it.

Anyway, to talk about the article…some columbian broad is complaining because Shakira’s ass is lights out and I’m guessing she’s a 55 year old shriveled up blue-haired whose pussy hasn’t seen any action since early 80’s. So of course she wants it banned. Now if you excuse me I’m going to rub one out so hard the friction’s gonna be able to start a fire.

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– Silky Mitts

Original Link: CNN

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