Mrs. Doubtfire 2 Is Happening and Being a Cynical Asshole I Couldn’t Be Angrier.

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(One of the creepiest images of all time)

(Huff Po): Slam a cake in your face and call it a beauty treatment because “Mrs. Doubtfire” is getting a sequel. The Hollywood Reporter announced that a follow-up to the 1993 comedy is in the works, and that Robin Williams is on board to reprise his role as the divorced dad-turned-cross-dressing housekeeper. Chris Columbus will be back in the director’s chair with David Berenbaum (“Elf”) attached to write the screenplay.

The only…and I mean the ONLY saving grace of having a sequel to this movie is that Chris Columbus is directing this movie. For those of you who don’t know he directed what could be called the greatest sequel of all time, in Home Alone 2. He directed the first one which is a life changing movie and then hit a grand slam with a sequel. Mrs. Doubtfire was very good but it was also made in 1993. A fucking TWENTY ONE year grace period between the movies only says one thing to me, and that’s that everybody involved is desperate for money. Home Alone 1 and 2 were 2 years apart. Everything was fresh. Macaulay Culkin had not yet turned to the needle and turned into a psychopath rock star. Harry and Marv just recently escaped from prison so they were free to do the movie. All the pieces fit at the time.

Robin Williams is supposedly signed on to play a tranny again and after a couple decades this movie can only suck shit. I hope I’m wrong. But I never am. That’s why I’m nervous.

– Silky Mitts

p.s. If Mrs. Doubtfire was a horror movie I think it could have been top 5 all time best horrors. Watch this shit. Goosebumps like you read about…

 

Today In “News That’s Awesome”, Shrek the Abandon Dog Gets Rescued and Saved.

So this little guy was abandon by a pond by spawn of satans and thankfully he was rescued by angels. I want to go on record saying anyone who mistreats dogs are scum of the earth. They’re as bad as murdering psychopaths, child abusers, or anyone from Philly. Thank God someone found Shrek before it was too late. I can barely even realize that that’s a dog, it’s insane. Looks like a rug. The after pictures of Shrek blew my mind. After 3 and a half hours of shaving his dreads off, here is what Shrek looks like now.

He’s slowly getting more comfortable with other dogs and people, which is incredible to hear. Give him one more week and he’ll be back sniffing other dogs assholes, licking his balls and then licking his owners face. Viva la dogs!

– Silky Mitts

Original Link: Huffington Post

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