High School In Canada Centers Entire Core Curriculum On Ice Hockey

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Well fuck me. If this shit was around when I was in high school not only would I have been getting straight A’s but I probably would be teaching the damn class by the end of the first week. Such a great idea. I would make such a great teacher too. Math: What’s larger, the diameter of the earth or Bryzgolov’s 5-hole? Ethics: Would it be smarter to use Paul Bissonnette to stop a bath tub from leaking or an actual plug? Logic: If morphing for humans is physically impossible, how does Datsyuk transform the other team into traffic cones every got damn game?… These are just a couple examples.

Seriously though this idea is so money that my eyes are bleeding. Not just cause it’s hockey either. They should have more schools that tailor to people’s interest to help them learn more. A school that uses football to teach for those football lovers, a school that uses Harry Potter to still teach the basic core classes to kids who love those novels, a school centered around homosexuality for people who like to watch the Big Bang Theory. The list is endless.

– Silky Mitts

Original Link: CBCNews

p.s. Yes, if I was a teacher I would absolutely play the Mighty Ducks movies at least 3 times a day. If you don’t think that’s an amazing idea than you need to fill your pockets with lead weights and walk straight into the ocean.

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