Mother of the Year Candidate From Long Island Left Her 4 Kids In A Car While She Got Shitfaced At A Bar.

What a fox! Seriously though, not a good look for this mother of the year candidate. Left 4 kids in a car and to make matters worse one of the kids is autistic. Yikes. She didn’t just leave them in the car for a second to run in a 7-11 to grab a soda either. Fatso here was on a mission to get stupid drunk and if that means ditching her offspring for a couple hours, so be it.

Gotta be honest though, love this woman’s hustle. Having 4 kids will not stop this woman from ripping shots in the middle of the day. Oh I have to watch our 4 kids all day? Tough shit, I’m getting shitfaced. They’re not old enough to drink so they had to chill in the car. Kind of makes an extreme amount of sense if you think about it. They could have been unsupervised at home all day where there’s knives and faulty outlets everywhere. This woman just lookin out for her kids. She may even deserve a medal of some sort.

– Silky Mitts

@FGsilkymitts

Original Link: NY Post

p.s. If I was a cop you could not pay me enough money to arrest this woman at the bar. She looks like the type of broad that would knock you the fuck out if you took her drink away from her. Mother with 4 kids, day drinking, hasn’t showered in days. I know better than to fuck with that person.

Mother Of The Year Candidate Convinces Her Own Son He Has Cancer When He Doesn’t.

Now I’m no parent but I’m going to go out on a limb and say that one of the things you don’t want to do is tell your kid he’s dying from cancer when he totally doesn’t have cancer. I don’t want to step on toes I have no business stepping on but if I had to guess I would say lying to your kid telling him he has cancer is probably something you don’t want to do. Maybe even like top 3 or 4 things a parent shouldn’t do.

The town even rallied together and raised $3,500 for the poor kid and this woman kept her mouth shut the whole time. Disgusting. Karma is not going to be kind to her. I can’t say I’m 100% sure that this woman is going to get cancer herself but I can say that I’m 500% sure this woman is going to get cancer . She’s not going to tell her son he has cancer when he doesn’t and then dust her hands off at the end of the day and say oh well, I lied. Silly me! Guess I’ll go to therapy for while. No…you’re going to get cancer. Ass cancer. And for people who think I’m guessing this, it ain’t no guess, it’s what it’s gonna be.

– Silky Mitts

@FGsilkymitts

Original Link: NY Post

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