Mrs. Doubtfire 2 Is Happening and Being a Cynical Asshole I Couldn’t Be Angrier.

(One of the creepiest images of all time)

(Huff Po): Slam a cake in your face and call it a beauty treatment because “Mrs. Doubtfire” is getting a sequel. The Hollywood Reporter announced that a follow-up to the 1993 comedy is in the works, and that Robin Williams is on board to reprise his role as the divorced dad-turned-cross-dressing housekeeper. Chris Columbus will be back in the director’s chair with David Berenbaum (“Elf”) attached to write the screenplay.

The only…and I mean the ONLY saving grace of having a sequel to this movie is that Chris Columbus is directing this movie. For those of you who don’t know he directed what could be called the greatest sequel of all time, in Home Alone 2. He directed the first one which is a life changing movie and then hit a grand slam with a sequel. Mrs. Doubtfire was very good but it was also made in 1993. A fucking TWENTY ONE year grace period between the movies only says one thing to me, and that’s that everybody involved is desperate for money. Home Alone 1 and 2 were 2 years apart. Everything was fresh. Macaulay Culkin had not yet turned to the needle and turned into a psychopath rock star. Harry and Marv just recently escaped from prison so they were free to do the movie. All the pieces fit at the time.

Robin Williams is supposedly signed on to play a tranny again and after a couple decades this movie can only suck shit. I hope I’m wrong. But I never am. That’s why I’m nervous.

– Silky Mitts

p.s. If Mrs. Doubtfire was a horror movie I think it could have been top 5 all time best horrors. Watch this shit. Goosebumps like you read about…


Samuel L Jackson Makes Absolute Mincemeat Of This Squidly White News Anchor For Confusing Him With Lawrence Fishburne

I understand this news anchor sucks ass and does no fact checking whatsoever. But how do you mistake Samuel L Jackson for anybody? He’s arguably the most famous black actor in Hollywood. He’s even wearing his god damn patented backwards kangaroo hat! Love how Sammy L just leeeeeaned into this reporter too. White reporter thinks he’s going to spit in Sammy’s face and be able to change the subject? Think again fatso. This is mutha fuckin Sammy L Jackson! He’ll make you look like an absolute chump 12 times a day if you insult him. Clean this shit up, racist white news reporter, cause this shit is embarrassing.

And apparently he’s the entertainment reporter? So his sole job is to know actors. That’s it. One job and you fucked up.

– Silky Mitts

Original Link: TMZ

Bonus: 100 greatest samuel L jackson quotes

Insipred By Joe Buck…Here Are Silky Mitts’ Top 5 People’s Faces That Need To Get Punched.

So I was watching some of the world series game today and they showed Joe Buck interviewing some guy and I just got this unbelievable urge to rock him in the face. Nothing he said or did, just…his face. Some people just have that face where you immediately think “This guy needs to get a fist delivered to their suck hole”. It’s not their fault, just the way they were born. Don’t really hate the Buckster, just something about that face. The point of this blog isn’t to say that Joe Buck is a bad announcer. He is. But that’s not the point. So now, without further Apu…

5. Nicholas Cage

I would be remiss if I did not include Mr. Cage on a list of people with douche bag faces. This is another example of people I don’t hate. Lot of people hate this guy and say he’s a terrible actor. Ummm guess those people have never seen Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengence? Absolute fire movie (no pun intended but intended).

4. Matthew Perry

Probably should be number 1. Dude has a face that not even his own mother could love. I have no clue how this guy made it. He’s a shitty actor, so derpy it hurts, and has a face that makes my hand clinch without even realizing it.

p.s. nice middle finger in that second picture, bro. that shits disgusting. clean it up.

3. Donovan McNabb*

I’m a Giants fan, but even I got so angry when McNabb would smile after every single interception he threw. No clue why. I can only imagine how angry Eagles fans would get. He would throw legit pick 6’s and just smile and look over at Andy Reid like ‘I just threw my 3rd interception of the game. nothin else to do but crack a smile lol!’ what a putz.

*not a race thing. I once had a black friend, so it’s cool.

2. Joe Buck

Nice face, bro. Guarantee the second he popped out of his mother and she got a glimpse of his face she wishes he was just a blow job. Like that baby on Seinfeld who was so ugly Jerry couldn’t even look at it. Episode was probably based off Bucks birth. That shit eating grin needs to get smacked the fuck off

1. Pierre McGuire

Words cannot describe how badly he needs to be punched. I don’t care who does it. Don’t need to know. I would love to take a running start at him, cocking my fist just staring him in the eyes as he looks on very confused. He’d be asking me why I’m running at him, very confused, kind of scared, not moving, and I wouldn’t say a word. Just keep running. And then punch him so hard his glasses go through his head. I think if I did that people would hoist me in the air above his dumb body and chant my name. May even get the key to the city country.

– Silky Mitts

Honorable Mentions: Seth Green, Ryan Seacrest, Rex Ryan, James Franco (love um, but he’s gotta do somethin about that face), Daniel Tosh and Carlos Mencia.

Did I miss any? If there’s someone you think should be on the list let me know.

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