Nazi Enthusiast Who Named His Children “Adolf Hitler” and “JoyceLynn Aryan Nation” Legitimately Confused Why He Has To Fight In Court For Custody Of His Children. Oh and He Showed Up To Court In Full Blown Nazi Threads.

This story is an absolute riot.  This proves how dumb people like this father are. His kids Little Adolf and Aryan Nation are taken away from him so naturally there’s only one logical thing to do to get them back…show up to court dressed to the Nazi 9’s. This bro fucked up so many times it’s comical. Name your kid after the #2 most hated man (Lebron #1) in the world? Check. Prove to the court you’re a sane man who can handle children by dressing in nazi clothes? Check. Make sure your sweet new swastika tat is poppin out for the judge and jury to see? Check.  Absolute looney central.

I know this is a free country and all so you’re free to do what you want. But bro, you can’t seriously think you can rock (the OG) Hitler’s outfit to a US court and expect people to give you the benefit of the doubt?  I could wear my bed sheet over my head to the middle of Detroit but if I expect anything but a prompt stabbing I’m as foolish as a Mets fan. So just take a breath, look in the mirror, and kill yourself. Cause you’re not only making yourself look ridiculous but you’re making Little Adolf and Aryan pretty embarrassed too.

– Silky Mitts

Original Link: Barstool Sports

p.s. Bro, your ball n chain…woof.

p.p.s. Want to make fun of the shit on his upper lip so bad but it doesn’t hold a match to Jordon’s hitler stash.

So nasty. So cocky. So Jordon.

Rutgers Goes From Firing Their Batshit Insane Coach to Being Ranked #1 Sluttiest College In America. I’d Count That As a Win.

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So by now I’m sure everyone already knows about the Mike Rice situation. I don’t get why it was such big news, but it was. Anyway a week or so after Coach Rice gets fired, Rutgers became the #1 sluttiest school in America according to Barstool Sports, the go-to website that knows more about college sluts than college sluts do. Just an incredible turn of events for SlutgersU. The Rice video’s come out, give Rutgers a bad rep. Looks like Rutgers reputation is gone now, right? Wrong. Sluttiest college in the US of A. Bam! Just brilliant. I mean yeah if you want a good education and no STD’s than whatever, enjoy the worst 4 years of your life at some random community college where their idea of fun is drinking pepsi and eating pizza on a friday night. But if you’re a dude who wants to do nothing but drink and fuck for four years than NJ’s state university is for you. If you’re in high school and reading this I would advise applying to Rutgers. As long as the grass is green, sluts will be sluts. And Rutgers has sluts.

 

– Silky Mitts

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