Dr. Mitts Diagnosis: Ankles Snapped

Poor Logan Couture. Never stood a chance. You know the real sad part about this? It was Couture’s birthday. Can’t make that shit up. You know when he woke up he was looking in the mirror saying “I’m the man. It’s my birthday. I’m gonna play a great game and get the game winning goal!”…wrong. Guess you forgot you were playing Datsyuk? Lucky for Couture, Datsyuk does this all the time so I guess it’s not that big of a deal. Just Datsyuk being Datsyuk, really.

I watched this video 5 times since I’ve started this post and it gets better every time. His ankles snapped so hard I think T Shives even felt that one.

– Silky Mitts

p.s. If I could trade mitts with anyone in the world it would 100% be Pavel Datsyuk. Can’t even begin to imagine the pleasure women feel when he puts those bad boys to work.

p.p.s If I was ever up 1-on-1 against Datsyuk I think I would just fall to the ground immediately. Seriously. Save myself the embarrassment and medical bills and just play dead.

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