Vladimir Putin Stole Robert Kraft’s Super Bowl Ring

[Bleacher Report] Kraft explained the incident to those in attendance at Carnegie Hall’s Medal of Excellence gala, saying, “I took out the ring and showed it to [Putin], and he put it on and he goes, ‘I can kill someone with this ring.’ I put my hand out and he put it in his pocket, and three KGB guys got around him and walked out.”

Cuckold of the lifetime. Just takes your ring right in front of you and you’re left lookin like an idiot with your dick in your hands. The power move to end all power moves. I’m trying to think of something more intimidating than putting a super bowl ring on, looking a man dead in his eyes and telling him you can kill someone with that ring. No clue why Kraft is still trying to get his ring back. I know it’s a super bowl ring so it has a lot of sentimental value but if Putin did this to me I would say thank you sir, and never speak of the phenomenon again. The fucking balls on Kraft to try to get his shit back. Give it up bro. You lost it. Unless your main goal is to start a nuclear war between USA and Russia just let it go.

– Silky Mitts

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