Brain Dead Female Reporter Asks Patrick Kane If Last Night Was His First OT Game Winner…

Probably should have just left the “female” part out of the title, since it’s a given. That was asked by Peggy Kusinski and this seriously this has to got be 100% the dumbest question I have ever heard. Has Kane scored any OT goals? G toots lemme think…

I guess maybe she thought since that goal was to win the STANLEY CUP that it didn’t count? This woman should be stripped of her title as a journalist and as a human. can’t be havin a bunch of chicken heads runnin amok in hockey locker rooms asking questions a 2 year old knows. Maybe she should ask if he beats up cab drivers too? Or if he goes to colleges around the nation and makes every whores wet dream come true? I understand it’s not this womans fault since I’m assuming her IQ falls somewhere in between Terry Shiavo and a light post. But you just can’t be doin this shit. Not now. Not during the playoffs. Clean it up, shut it down.

– Silky Mitts

UPDATE: I guess it was a joke?

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oooooo you were being sarcastic! lol! That was a good one! Get the fuck outta here with that shit. I may be dumb but I’m not an idiot. Don’t spit on my dick and tell me it’s raining. You fucked up and instead of manning owning up to the fuck up you’re trying to cover your tracks. Absolutely erroneous.

p.s. NBC-5 Sports. Your reporter Peggy…woof…

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Nazi Enthusiast Who Named His Children “Adolf Hitler” and “JoyceLynn Aryan Nation” Legitimately Confused Why He Has To Fight In Court For Custody Of His Children. Oh and He Showed Up To Court In Full Blown Nazi Threads.

This story is an absolute riot.  This proves how dumb people like this father are. His kids Little Adolf and Aryan Nation are taken away from him so naturally there’s only one logical thing to do to get them back…show up to court dressed to the Nazi 9’s. This bro fucked up so many times it’s comical. Name your kid after the #2 most hated man (Lebron #1) in the world? Check. Prove to the court you’re a sane man who can handle children by dressing in nazi clothes? Check. Make sure your sweet new swastika tat is poppin out for the judge and jury to see? Check.  Absolute looney central.

I know this is a free country and all so you’re free to do what you want. But bro, you can’t seriously think you can rock (the OG) Hitler’s outfit to a US court and expect people to give you the benefit of the doubt?  I could wear my bed sheet over my head to the middle of Detroit but if I expect anything but a prompt stabbing I’m as foolish as a Mets fan. So just take a breath, look in the mirror, and kill yourself. Cause you’re not only making yourself look ridiculous but you’re making Little Adolf and Aryan pretty embarrassed too.

– Silky Mitts

Original Link: Barstool Sports

p.s. Bro, your ball n chain…woof.

p.p.s. Want to make fun of the shit on his upper lip so bad but it doesn’t hold a match to Jordon’s hitler stash.

So nasty. So cocky. So Jordon.

Idiot At Carnival Spends $2600 At Basket Toss Trying To Win Stuffed Dolls. Doesn’t Win Once, Sues Carnival.

Holy shit bro, you’re really trying to raise the bar on stupidity uh? This guy from New Hampshire said all he wanted to do was win stuffed dolls for his kids. I would say that’s perfectly fine if maybe the total amount you spend was $100. But it wasn’t. It was actually over 2 grand. You could have put that money towards your kids college education, or their first car, or better yet, gone to toys r us and buy about 500 stuffed dolls. Basically if you did anything else with that money it would have been better. Even if you spent it on drugs you would have gotten a buzz out of it. Instead all you got was a severely lighter wallet, disrespect and embarrassment from the kids you were trying to impress in the first place, and a wife who is probably getting banged by the carnies while they take your money.

And this guy has the fuckin balls to sue the carnival. Bro, you lost. Don’t you think you’ve been embarrassed enough already? Just take the defeat with your tail between your legs and go home. It’s like this guy thinks he’s the first person to figure out carnivals are scams. Buddy, they’re carnies. Their job is to lie to your stupid face so you give them your hard earned money. You probably didn’t wake up that morning thinking you would lose $2600, your kids respect and your wife, but shit happens. Deal with it.

– Silky Mitts

@FGsilkymitts

Original Link: NH Union Leader

p.s. I know these games aren’t meant to be won. I know that. But give me $2600 to play that stupid game and I will walk out with at least a couple spongebob and spiderman dolls. Easily.

Nice Shirt, Dickhead

Nice Shirt, Dickhead

Dude has no idea what’s going on.

Dude Harpoons Himself In The Face While Cleaning Harpoon, Doesn’t Go To Hospital Until The Next Day.

I don’t know the first thing about harpoons, but I will tell you this. When one of them goes through your eye I’m like 85% sure you’re supposed to immediately go to the hospital. Not 100% on that, but I’m fairly confident. This guy had a harpoon lodged in his dome piece and he actually waited until the next day to go to the hospital. That means he went about his day with a harpoon lodged through his face acting as if he didn’t have a god damn harpoon lodged in his face. Making lunch, masturbating, chillin, watchin TV, masturbating, reading a book, masturbating, all with a harpoon shoved through his face. I mean, bro, you have a giant piece of metal in the middle of your head. I don’t know if this is a tactic trying to get laid but I gotta tell you most chicks are gonna find it kinda disgusting. Shits gross dude, clean it up.

You have to figure after a while it’s more annoying than painful right? I mean if he waited an entire day to go to the hospital I’m sure it started to not hurt and now everywhere he walks hes bumping into walls pushing the harpoon further in his stupid  face. Somethin like that will ruin anyone’s day. I bet his thought process was that if he ignored the giant harpoon protruding from his eye ball that it would go away. Not gonna say that’s one of the worst decisions in the world but that’s one of the worst decisions in the world hands down. Get that shit removed immediately next time buddy, cause I gotta be honest, you look pretty dumb. Not trying to be harsh, just keepin it real.

– Silky Mitts

@FGsilkymitts

Original Link: TVNZ

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