Islanders and Maple Leafs Both Secure Playoff Spots, Red Wings In 9th As Of Now…Reassured God Does Not Exist.

God is either on a year long vacation or hell has frozen over. I swear to god this is the most backwards season of hockey I have ever witnessed. Islanders clinch a playoff spot with 2 whole games left, Leafs have been in for a week now, Datsyuk’s team is in 9th and “Two and a Half Men” continues to get renewed…there is no god. Am I the only one absolutely baffled by this? If you told me at the beginning of the season that the Islanders and Leafs would both be making the playoffs I would have super glued a dunce cap to your head and tie you to a stake so fast you wouldn’t even have enough time to say you were just kidding. Don’t I look foolish. This post season is going to be an absolute gong show.

– Silky Mitts


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